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Valentine's
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Jokes
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Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q. What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day?
A. I love you a ton!
Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q. What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're fun to hang around with!
Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!
Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're purrr-fect for me!
Q.What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."
Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!
Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?
A.. "I dot my i's on you!"
Q. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm nuts about you!
Q. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A. You're nuts so bad yourself!
Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"
Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A. "I'm sweet on you!"
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine's Day is here!
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